What a big cake!

I went to a bakery An artisan bakery To buy me a cake What sort do they make?

They had lots of pastries And things that looked tasty I plumped for an apple Danish Good job I was famished

For this cake was huge Bigger than my hand As big as my foot… Maybe?!

It was really big And very filling Exceptionally Good value

Meanwhile…

Phil chose a rum ball And that wasn’t small Bigger than a golf ball Or a ping pong ball

It was literally the size of a tennis ball And very filling too So I’m told