Leeds to Liverpool Canal
When travelling by barge
You certainly don’t charge
But can take your time
And your batt’ries recharge
At each lock you stop
Off your boat you hop
To deal with the gates
Let water to the top
You can take your time
In this life sublime
Where going too fast
Is a heinous crime
There’s plenty to view
Traditional and new
Forget all your cares
Cos there is no queue
See geese with goslings
And ducks with ducklings
Deer in the far field
Oh, so many things